Kryptonite's KryptoFlex: Seven Feet of Steel, Unbreakable Defence for Your Valuables, Mate!
8.99
£
Right then, fancy something a bit different, eh? Forget the usual, this here's the real McCoy, the bees knees, the dog's bollocks… well, you get the picture. It’s a right proper… thing. A thing of beauty, a thing of mystery, a thing you'll be chuffed to bits you snapped up. It's… well, let’s just say it'll knock your socks off. And quite possibly your tea cosy too. Go on, treat yourself, you know you deserve it. Jolly good.